What can Brown do for you? I've got a list

From ABCnews.com:

FEMA Director Removed From Katrina Duty
Sources Say Michael Brown Also Expected to Be Out as Head of Agency

Sept. 9, 2005 -- Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown, under criticism due to his management of Hurricane Katrina as well as reported discrepancies on his resume, has been ousted from disaster relief efforts.

And sources have told ABC News that Brown is also expected to be out as head of the agency very soon.

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced that Brown will return to Washington, D.C., and Vice Adm. Thad W. Allen of the Coast Guard will be elevated to take over Katrina recovery....

More here.

Well, now that Brown's on his way out, shall we start a pool to predict the date on which Dubya presents him with a Medal of Honor?

Good grief, the man has lied about his qualifications and background -- they fire college football coaches for less. But FEMA heads in the era of Bush Inc. are given nicknames -- Brownie?? Brown Eye would be more fitting -- and assured they're doing a great job.

To paraphrase those UPS commercials, What can Brown do for us?

He can come clean about his lies, laziness, and misdeeds, donate every cent he's made feeding at the public trough to Katrina's victims, and then beg for forgiveness from everyone who lost a loved one along the Gulf Coast.

That'll do for starters, anyway.

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